Michael Wheeler

Hi Senator Ian Macdonald,

First of all, thanks for your personalized email to me. It’s nice to know that there are senators out there that care. While I agree with some of your points, I would like to ask a question regarding the “Stopping the boats” statement. Can’t we just move New Zealand to be in between us and them. We wouldn’t be stopping them, and gives New Zealand a chance to actually do some work rather than ski, and bungee jump.

I also noticed that the signature on the letter you sent me is quite large, in fact several lines down, and nearly the whole page long. I’ve always wanted to see a senator standing up for the people that want form to have large signature boxes. It’s a great idea, because I usually run out of space writing my name on tax and medicare forms, let alone my signature, which is in fact a picture of a Eskimo, cooking a fish outside his igloo (hence why the small box is annoying!). That aside, I suggest we don’t increase the size of credit cards to fit a signature that size. It would very annoying to find a wallet that size.

I would like to also thank you for inviting me to www.liberal.org.au. I still haven’t got a chance to look at nationals.org.au because I haven’t been invited. Having to be invited to each website makes surfing the internet quite hard.

Regards,
Michael Wheeler

Dear girl in my grade 2 class (I’m sorry that I can’t even remember your name),

Back in grade 2, I cheated (by accident) in a game of heads down, thumbs up. I would like to say I’m sorry, and I hope that this message gets to you somehow. This memory keeps running through my head, over and over and over again. I will do anything for forgiveness.

Regards,

Michael Wheeler.

Michelle Landry is so bored with this election she feel asleep on the keyboard!

Hi Kirsten,

Thanks for the letter drop. You have beat everyone else to the game in regards to pamphlets, and your views are quite nice. Before I place my vote on election day I would to voice my concerns. My biggest one that I would like to point out, and question you is the left hand section of the pamphlet, about “Helping local organisations”.

At first I thought that the pamphlet was a little folded or on an angle, but upon closer inspection I noticed that it wasn’t a rectangle or a square. My first thoughts was that it was a rhombus, but latter googling and wikipedia research revealed that it was infact a parallelogram. What I would like to know, is why did you choose this shape? It’s far different from every other on the page and looks quite odd. Maybe if it were in the middle it would be better placed.

Another thing I would like cleared up is the placement of the title text. Most humans are taught fairly early to read top down left to right, while your text is placed right bottom. Is this a hint that you will changing our eduction system, and possibly changing English for a language that is read back to front than our norm, or was this an attempt to get votes for people from these nationalities?

Finally, could you please quickly comment on why your pamphlet colour scheme is superior to your competitors.

Kind Regards,
Michael Wheeler

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