Michael Wheeler

Just found http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html from an IRC channel. I laughed so hard, I passed all of them except the clothing one. I also installed windows 95 on my server, so if you have a VNC client goto fruit.theskorm.net:4 , Otherwise just wait for me to install the java client

Basic php script that checks ports on your server and reports back to the user. Fairly Simple, havn’t really made the code friendly so it isn’t recommend for people that don’t know php. Here it is. Feel free to do anything you want with it, although a small note to the author (me) would be nice. If you wanna see a demo of it working check out [dead link] . Also you might wanna grab the stylesheet - [dead link] . And here is the sauce/source - [dead link].

I setup windows 3.11 yesterday inside qemu on dos 6.22 . I enabled the vnc option so you’s can see what computing used to be like before 95, 98, ME, 2000 and XP . Just goto http://fruit.theskorm.net:7000/dump/vnc/win3.11/ for a look, it won’t connect if someelse is using the machine at the same time.  If you have vnc you can use fruit.theskorm.net:2 rathe rthan the crummy java one. Anyway here’s a screenie.