Monthly Archives: March 2007

Awsome Service Checker

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Basic php script that checks ports on your server and reports back to the user. Fairly Simple, havn’t really made the code friendly so it isn’t recommend for people that don’t know php. Here it is. Feel free to do anything you want with it, although a small note to the author (me) would be nice. If you wanna see a demo of it working check out [dead link] . Also you might wanna grab the stylesheet - [dead link] . And here is the sauce/source - [dead link].

Good old Windows 3.11

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I setup windows 3.11 yesterday inside qemu on dos 6.22 . I enabled the vnc option so you’s can see what computing used to be like before 95, 98, ME, 2000 and XP . Just goto DEAD LINK for a look, it won’t connect if someelse is using the machine at the same time.  If you have vnc you can use fruit.theskorm.net:2 rather tthan the crummy java one. Anyway here’s a screenie.

OMG

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OMG I ATE MAI PIES
AND SAUSAGE ROLLS
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I STILL HAVE SOME FOR NEXT WEEK
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I ALSO ADDED A CONTACT PAGE
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AND CHECK OUT
http://n.nfshost.com/1.html
ITS A PUZZLE
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IM GONNA STOP WRITING LIKE THIS
…

I bring you snake for Ti-83

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Well, kinda. This is more like the opposite of snake for Ti-83. The idea of the game is to dodge all the blocks that appear and your own tail which is never ending… The code is fairly alright although it was programed over sevral classes so it could be a little bit buggy. Most of the code is spent building the wars and detecting keystrokes, if anyone has a better way to do it please tell me. I find it hard to code clean on these things as  you can’t alot of code and it’s annoying to edit it. No copy and pasta on these things. Anyway here it is, I’ll proberly realse the pretyped up version inwhich you can upload using a link cable later tonight. Oh and same notation as snake, [sto] are the little arrow button and watch out for negatives and subractions.

ClrDraw
ClrTable
AxesOff
For(B,1,94)
Pxl-On(0,B)
End
For(C,1,61)
Pxl-On(C,94)
End
For(D,94,1,-1)
Pxl-On(62,0)
End
For(A,62,1,-1)
Pxl-On(A,1)
End
randInt(61,1)[sto]X
randInt(93,1)[sto]Y
0[sto]S
2[sto]D
26[sto]K
While 1
getKey[sto]K
If K=34
3[sto]D
If K=26
2[sto]D
If K=24
4[sto]D
If K=25
1[sto]D
If D=2
Y+1[sto]Y
If D=3
X+1[sto]X
If D=4
Y-1[sto]Y
If D=1
X-1[sto]X
S+1[sto]S
If pxl-Test(X,Y)=1
Then
AxesOn
ClrDraw
ClrHome
Disp “YOUR SCORE WAS”
Disp S
Stop
End
Pxl-On(X,Y)
Pxl-On(randInt(61,1),randInt(93,1))
End

Old yet still good

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Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter
[Imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that’s taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect! !]
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren’t they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That’s what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is….
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery
Hundreds Dead