Is your son a computer hacker?
Just found http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html from an IRC channel. I laughed so hard, I passed all of them except the clothing one. I also installed windows 95 on my server, so if you have a VNC client goto fruit.theskorm.net:4 , Otherwise just wait for me to install the java client