Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
To get to the other – er…
Why do mathematicians like national parks?
Because of the natural logs.
Why do mathematicians think Halloween and Christmas are the same?
Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.
Energy equals milk chocolate square.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and he will say that on the average he feels fine.
97.3% of all statistics are made up.
Why did the cat fall off the roof?
Because he lost his mu.
A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed to be in a room but 5 came out, 2 have to go in so the room gets empty…
Sources (check them out, they’re really good to read):
users.ox.ac.uk/~invar
www2.cs.uregina.ca/~cowles
mmm math…