Michael Wheeler

Ian Macdonald

Michael Wheeler — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 13:32:05 +0000

Hi Senator Ian Macdonald,

First of all, thanks for your personalized email to me. It’s nice to know that there are senators out there that care. While I agree with some of your points, I would like to ask a question regarding the “Stopping the boats” statement. Can’t we just move New Zealand to be in between us and them. We wouldn’t be stopping them, and gives New Zealand a chance to actually do some work rather than ski, and bungee jump.

I also noticed that the signature on the letter you sent me is quite large, in fact several lines down, and nearly the whole page long. I’ve always wanted to see a senator standing up for the people that want form to have large signature boxes. It’s a great idea, because I usually run out of space writing my name on tax and medicare forms, let alone my signature, which is in fact a picture of a Eskimo, cooking a fish outside his igloo (hence why the small box is annoying!). That aside, I suggest we don’t increase the size of credit cards to fit a signature that size. It would very annoying to find a wallet that size.

I would like to also thank you for inviting me to www.liberal.org.au. I still haven’t got a chance to look at nationals.org.au because I haven’t been invited. Having to be invited to each website makes surfing the internet quite hard.

Regards,
Michael Wheeler

Heads down thumbs up

Michael Wheeler — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 12:36:27 +0000

Dear girl in my grade 2 class (I’m sorry that I can’t even remember your name),

Back in grade 2, I cheated (by accident) in a game of heads down, thumbs up. I would like to say I’m sorry, and I hope that this message gets to you somehow. This memory keeps running through my head, over and over and over again. I will do anything for forgiveness.

Regards,

Michael Wheeler.

Federal Electionzzzzzzzzzzzz

Michael Wheeler — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 22:51:06 +0000

Michelle Landry is so bored with this election she feel asleep on the keyboard!

The election begins…

Michael Wheeler — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 12:53:21 +0000

Hi Kirsten,

Thanks for the letter drop. You have beat everyone else to the game in regards to pamphlets, and your views are quite nice. Before I place my vote on election day I would to voice my concerns. My biggest one that I would like to point out, and question you is the left hand section of the pamphlet, about “Helping local organisations”.

At first I thought that the pamphlet was a little folded or on an angle, but upon closer inspection I noticed that it wasn’t a rectangle or a square. My first thoughts was that it was a rhombus, but latter googling and wikipedia research revealed that it was infact a parallelogram. What I would like to know, is why did you choose this shape? It’s far different from every other on the page and looks quite odd. Maybe if it were in the middle it would be better placed.

Another thing I would like cleared up is the placement of the title text. Most humans are taught fairly early to read top down left to right, while your text is placed right bottom. Is this a hint that you will changing our eduction system, and possibly changing English for a language that is read back to front than our norm, or was this an attempt to get votes for people from these nationalities?

Finally, could you please quickly comment on why your pamphlet colour scheme is superior to your competitors.

Kind Regards,
Michael Wheeler

Top 17 ABC TV shows

Michael Wheeler — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 13:37:57 +0000

Ad free, great TV.

Ketch! & HIRO-PON Get It On
Dirty Jobs

- Awesome show

Andrew Jenks, Room 335

- Really worth the watch

How to Become a Hero

-This one too

- Beats every other breakfast news

Duplex, Speed and MDIX, and an interesting problem

Michael Wheeler — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 09:37:44 +0000

Two features of modern switches and routes is auto negotiation and auto mdix.

Auto Negotiation provides an easy way for network engineers to configure ports, allow automatic detection of speed and duplex settings. In an ideal world auto negotiation would be used on both ports, but in some cases (eg, when a network engineer only has access to one of the devices), a network engineer cannot tell if the port is statically set, or set to auto negotiation.

If a port is set statically on one device, and not the other, the auto negotiation process will detect the speed, but no the duplex. By the IEEE standard, if duplex can’t be detected for 10M or 100M then the duplex by default is set to half. Starting at 1G the duplex is set to full.

So what ends up happening is one port set to half duplex, and the other set to full. This causes a duplex mismatch, resulting in a slow link with packet loss. This leaves two simple solutions, set both to a static setting or set both to auto.

This is all well and good, and you end up statically setting the speed and duplex. Duplex is set to full, and 100 on both sides, and suddenly the link won’t come back up. Why is this?

Well on newer switches and devices, a feature called auto mdix allows network engineers to be lazy and use straight through cables where crossover cables are needed and vice versa. Some implementations even allow use of other pairs of wire when cables are damaged.

In Cisco devices when speed and duplex are set, auto mdix is disabled. Therefore if a network engineer has statically set the speed and duplex on one side, and has used the wrong cable, the link will fail.

Long story short…

Use the right cable types when connecting devices
Set duplex and speed the same on each device
If you can’t swap the cable, use auto on both sides

Robot Unicorn Attack vs Canabalt

Michael Wheeler — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 09:01:23 +0000

Forget your COD, CSS and Half Life. Two of the worlds best games are free (as in beer) and run on most operating systems. Canabalt and Robot Unicorn Attack. Both require less than three keys to play.

Both are platformers that have the exact aim. Get as far as possible with out falling or running into something. Pretty simple right? You can really get addicted to these and end up spending hours attempting to get to the non existent end.

Canabalt

Canabalt is a pretty straight forward 2D platformer. A guy is trying to escape from something (I’m guessing killer aliens) and takes to the roof top. You can’t stop running, and your only control is jumping. Jump from building to building. Run off the edge – dead, run into a building – dead, run into alien spaceship parts – dead, run into boxes – slowed (which eventually leads to death). Some buildings decide to crumble underneath you. Points are gained by distance traveled.

Keys
x,z – Jump

Robot Unicorn Attack

Like Canabalt, this is a 2D platformer. You are a Robot Unicorn which has some pretty nifty features, Dash and Jump. Your job is to get as far as you can without running into a wall, star, or falling off the edge. Longer you go, the faster you get. Points are earn’t on distance traveled, stars destroyed (using the dash skill).

Now be warned. After 2 hours of playing this game. Looking away from my monitor resulted in the room spinning. Sound is required.

Keys
z – Jump
x – Dash / Rainbow attack

Pelican

Michael Wheeler — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 00:12:17 +0000

=app-emulation/wine-1.1.44 pulse

Michael Wheeler — Sat, 22 May 2010 02:48:27 +0000

Currently the number one use for Wine in Linux is for gamers. I don’t game very often, but it’s fun to play some games here and there, and this time I felt like getting pwnd in Counterstrike Source. It is amazing how far wine as some since 2002. The new steam installs and runs in Wine like a windows app would, and both Portal and CSS worked out of the box. TF2 needed a little tinkering to fix out audio caches, but after that it worked fine. Considering that wine has to take all the DirectX calls and turn them into OpenGL, I am quite impressed with the frame rates, and the best part was I was still running compiz-fusion! Unlike Windows, this allowed me to switch between the game and other apps without tones of redraws.

The only issue I did have was that sounds from Wine took ~2 seconds before I could hear them, making first person shooters fairly hard. Knowing that Wine didn’t have Pulse Audio support I looked around, and sure enough someone had released a patch. Not only did someone release a patch, but it had been added to portage, and just required unmasking. Apply the use flag and I had sound working at a decent quality.

Facebook fail

Michael Wheeler — Wed, 19 May 2010 13:40:02 +0000

Yes I did in fact join what I believe is every single easy off bam/bang related fan page. I may post why I done this at a latter date, but really it’s just a demonstration of how many useless pages there are on Facebook.

Michael likes Barry Scotts Real Name Is Neil Burgess :L.
Michael likes Neil Burgess.
Michael likes ‘Bang And The Dirt Is Gone’ Never Gunna Get Old ;D ♥ .
Michael likes “BANG and the dirt is gone” – “no it hasnt its still there.”
Michael likes In the vanish and cilit bang adverts whos house is that dirty???????????
Michael likes Hi i’m Barry Scott and this is my wife rifle, BANG!!! and the b!tch is gone.
Michael likes THEY SAY BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE ! IT SHUD BE SNAP AND THE SKETS ARE GONE.
Michael likes BANG. and the dirt is gone. yeah right :|, ever tried vanish?
Michael likes ‘Bang, and the dirt is gone!’ is the BNP’s secret motto.
Michael likes bang and the dirt is gone. how come i can still see it ?
Michael likes When I here a bang I say ‘…And the dirt is gone.’ ;).
Michael likes Cilit Bang Weapons Manufacturer: Bang, and the Turbanators gone.
Michael likes BANG! and the dirt is……….still there! :(.
Michael likes HI IM BARRY SCOTT AND THIS IS CILIT BANG, SHOUT AND THE DIRT IS GONE!
Michael likes cillit bang…* BANG*… and the dirt’s…gon… STILL THERE! AHHHHHH!
Michael likes Cillit Bang. Shout and the dirt is still there!!!
Michael likes cilit bang-bang and the dirt is gone. ♥.
Michael likes “bang and the dirt is gone”ffs shut up!
Michael likes VOT= Vanish Oxy Turban, Bang And The Turban’s Gone! ;).
Michael likes *BANG* and the B!tch is gone!!
Michael likes CILLITBANG-BANG and the skets are gone!!!!
Michael likes Cilit bang- BANG and the… hey,where’s the bang?
Michael likes Cilit Bang BANG-AND-THE-DIRT-IS-GONE! ;).
Michael likes “BANG! AND THE DIRT IS GONE!” more like, bang my hearings gone!
Michael likes Bang And The Dirt Is Go- NO ONE CARES !
Michael likes bang and the dirt is gone!! but it ent gone because you didnt wipe it off!
Michael likes bang and the dirt is gone!! but it ent gone because you didnt wipe it off!
Michael likes BANG! And the dirt is still there.
Michael likes “cillit bang, BANG and the dirt is gone.”
Michael likes Cillit Bang – Bang And The Dirt Is Gone!
Michael likes Bang! and the Baby’s Gone.
Michael likes bang and the dirt is… STILL F****** THERE.
Michael likes Cillit.. BANG and the Dirt is Gone.
Michael likes BANG! and the dirt is still there!
Michael likes BANG and the dirt is gone !! (:.
Michael likes Bang, and the dirt is gone!
Michael likes Cillit Bang BANG and the dirt is gone !
Michael likes Cillit Bang, Bang And The Dirt Is .. Wait The Dirt Wont Go *scrubs*.
Michael likes BANG! And the Dirt Is Gone.
Michael likes Bang and the dirt is gone.
Michael likes CILLIT BANG!.. and the turbans on.
Michael likes BANG! and the dirt is gone!
Michael likes BANG! and the dirt is gone!
Michael likes BANG and the dirts been shaged!..
Michael likes BANG! and the KAT is gone!
Michael likes BANG, and the dirt has gone ;).
Michael likes BANG!!! and the dirt is gone!
Michael likes BANG…and the dirt is gone!
Michael likes Cilit Bang – Bang and the baby is born :).
Michael likes BANG! And the dirt is gone.
Michael likes BANG! and the dirt is gone!
Michael likes BANG and the dirt is gone!
Michael likes BANG, and the dirt is gone ..
Michael likes BANG!!! And the dirt is gone!
Michael likes Bang And The Blert Is Gone.
Michael likes BANG!!!!!!!!!!!! and the dirt is gone.
Michael likes BANG! and the dirt is gone.
Michael likes BANG! and the turban is gone!
Michael likes The Cillit Bang guy’s cum noise must be “bang and the dirt is gone!”
Michael likes BANG and the dirts been F*ucked!..
Michael likes BANG… And the dirt is gone :’).
Michael likes hi, i’m dave and i use cilit bang- BANG! and the dirt is gone (:.
Michael likes how can cillit bang say bang and the dirt is gone if bang is a dirty word?
Michael likes BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE!!!………….Oh that’s funny, it’s still here!
Michael likes BANG, AND THE DIRT IS GONE!
Michael likes BANG. And the dirt is gone.
Michael likes Cilit BANG…BANG and the dirts stil fukinl there!!!!!
Michael likes Cilit bang, BANG and the dirt is…….. crap it didn’t work ://.
Michael likes Cilit BANG…BANG and the dirts stil fukingl there!!!!!
Michael likes Bang and the Dirt Is Gone.
Michael likes Bang!! And The Chav Is Gone.
Michael likes Cilit Bang…….BANG and the dirt is still there….wtf???
Michael likes BANG and the dirt is gone, nocked out clean on the floor :).
Michael likes Bang And The Dirt Is Gone, LOL jk The Dirts STILL! There !
Michael likes Cillit Bang, Bang and the.. ohh wait your face is still there.
Michael likes bang and the dirt is gone… missed a spot.
Michael likes BANG! and the dirt is gone. LOL joke you’re still here.
Michael likes BANG! And the dirt is gone!
Michael likes Cillit Bang… BANG AND THE DIRT IS… still there.
Michael likes Cillit Bang And The Dirt Is Gone!Bang Bang.
Michael likes BANG AND THE DIRT IS …… ITS STILL THERE WHAT A RIP OFF.
Michael likes BANG and the dirt is gone Bang, mummy why is the dirt still on my top???
Michael likes Cillit BANG and the chav is gone!
Michael likes Cillit Bang And The Dirt Is Gone! Bang Bang !
Michael likes BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE!! :D.
Michael likes bang and the chav is gone.
Michael likes BANG and the dirt is gone!!
Michael likes BANG, and the turbans gone.
Michael likes BANG – and the Dirt is Gone!
Michael likes Martin Grellis for Easy Off Bam.
Michael likes Easy Off Bam.
Michael likes BAM! And the dirt is gone!..Oh wait its still there? :/.
Michael likes BAM…and the dirt is gone…i have to repeat that when i hear the add..
Michael likes BAM AND THE DIRT IS GONE….CRAP QUICKLY SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP THIS MESS OUT.
Michael likes BAM! And the dirt is gone! Now only if homework was that easy-_-.
Michael likes pushing someone away and saying”BAM, and the dirt is gone.”
Michael likes bam and the dirt is not gone.
Michael likes Bam! And the door is gone :).
Michael likes “Bam and the dirt is still there”… LOL :).
Michael likes BAM !!!! and the dirt is gone….
Michael likes BAM and the dirt is gone!
Michael likes BAM!! and the dirt is …………still here.
Michael likes BAM AND THE DIRT IS GONE XD.
Michael likes BAM AND THE DIRT IS GONE. BAM AND THE DIRT IS THERE.
Michael likes BAM and the dirt is still f*cking there.
Michael likes BAM!! And the v-plate is gone..
Michael likes Saying “BAM and the dirt is gone!”
Michael likes BAM!!! (and the dirt is gone).
Michael likes BAM! And the dirt is gone.
Michael likes BAM ! and the REDSHIRT is GONE….
Michael likes BAM! And The Stain Is Gone.
Michael likes BAM! and the dirt is gone!
Michael likes BAM, And The Dirt Is Gone !
Michael likes BAM! and the dirt is gone.
Michael likes BAM and the Dirt is still There!
Michael likes BAM! and the dirt is gone! LOL jk, there’s still sh*t there.
Michael likes I hate the Bam and the dirt is gone ad.
Michael likes BAM! And the dirt is gone…
Michael likes BAM! and the dirt is gone! LOL jk, there’s still sh*t there.
Michael likes BAM!!… and the dirt is gone!
Michael likes Bam and the dirt is gone LOL jk it’s still there.
Michael likes Bam & the dirt is gone.
Michael likes BAM! and the dirt is gone… but where?
Michael likes Bam! And the dirt is gone..lol jkz..it’s still there.
Michael likes bam and the dirt.. isn’t gone?? :O.
Michael likes BAM!!!!!!!….and the dirt is gone!
Michael likes Bam! and the dirt is gone! LOL jk its still there and you wasted ur money.
Michael likes BAM and the DIRT is still there!!
Michael likes BAM!! and the dirt is still there!
Michael likes BAM AND THE DIRT IS GONE :].
Michael likes BAM! And the dirt is gone! Lol jk, We just wanna rip you off :).
Michael likes BAM, and the dirt is gone.. LOL jk, it’s still there.
Michael likes BAM! and the dirt is gone! LOL jk, the dirt’s still there.
Michael likes BAM!! And The Dirt Is Gone.
Michael likes BAM and the dirt is gone!… lol jk, my vision has. >:[.
Michael likes BAM and the ….drit….is……gone wtf is this shit.
Michael likes BAM!!! and the dirt is gone, LOL jks its still there.
Michael likes bam and the dirt is gone… LOL jk, its still there.
Michael likes BAM, and the dirt is gone! LOL jk, there was no dirt, :).
Michael likes BAM and the dirt is………..still there :( RIPPED OFF.
Michael likes BAM AND THE DIRT IS GONE! and now theres bamersize! ;).
Michael likes BAM! and the dirt’s gone.
Michael likes BAM!!! and the dirt is…. still there?!?!
Michael likes “BAM!” and the dirt is gone.
Michael likes Bamacise (Bam and the Dirt is Gone).
Michael likes BAM!! and the dirt is gone!
Michael likes Bam and the Dirt is Gone !
Michael likes BAM! and the dirt is gone.
Michael likes BAM! & the nerds are gone!
Michael likes BAM!, and the dirt is gone ; ).
Michael likes BAM and the dirt is still there OH CRAP.
Michael likes Saying ‘Bam’ and feeling the need to follow with ‘the dirt is gone.’
Michael likes Mary had some easy off bam, and all the dirt was gone.
Michael likes Easy Off BAM! “should make a tooth paste brand” :D.
Michael likes New Easy off bam! BAM! and the dirt is gone!
Michael likes Easy Off Bam’s Bamercise!
Michael likes Hi! Martin Grelis here for Easy-Off Bam! BAM & THE DIRT IS GONE!
Michael likes Easy-Off Bam.
Michael likes What the hell is with this Easy Off Bam – “Bamercise”?
Michael likes Easy-Off Bam.
Michael likes BAM! and bieber is gone.
Michael likes BAM!! and the dirt is still there… Sh*t…