Jeans

I’ve made many mistakes in my life (too many in my opinion) but one mistake I havn’t made is buying jeans. Jeans form the base for nearly everything I wear. I wear them around the home and work. The best thing I have done with my life is buying Targets 92 Relaxed Bootcut jeans. Alot more loose, more pocket space, and are great with big boots.

These jeans have turned my life around.

Corn

Do you eat your corn around or across? I go across. :> This is exactly why the Bureau of Statistics needs a revamp, I can’t thing these statistics anywhere.

The Bureau of Statistics, is a nice a place to troll around if you have a few hours to waste. You can find some really interesting information of your area.

Human Barcode Reading.

Long story short, practice tests are boring, and boring times provoke doing boring tasks, such as learning howto decode barcodes.

The coputer read sheet contains a 4 by 8 square matrix, with certain squares blackened.
Hmm, 8 squares, sounds like 8bit binary. Kinda. This is what I learnt, remembering that I was in an exam so I couldn’t use outside world help.

This is the barcode if it was written as binary (the first few attempts of me decoding it failed because I was reading it upside down).

11011100 | A
00001101 | B
00010101 | C
00000001 | D
(3349)

Now to read is quite simple, you get rows B and C and put next to each other, which make a 16 bit binary code.

0000110100010101

Which equals 3349, correct according to the number under the barcode. Now the next problem is what are rows A and D for. I presume they are for check sum, row D is a simple, “this row should equal one” check, but row A is left. If anyknows how the checksum works, comments would be nice. Btw, this was from a QCS prac. exam, I thought they would use something a little more harder.

Some more barcodes
00010111
11110001
11110110
00000001
(61942)

01111110
10000010
11111110
00000001
(33534)

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AND SAUSAGE ROLLS

I STILL HAVE SOME FOR NEXT WEEK

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Old yet still good

Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter
[Imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that’s taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect! !]
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

[Weren’t they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That’s what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is….
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery
Hundreds Dead